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*The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
*Ray's Rule of Precision:
    Measure with a micrometer.  Mark with chalk.  Cut with an ax.
*Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
*Law of the Perversity of Nature:
    You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
*If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
*Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
*The squeaky wheel may get the grease, but the chicken that clucks the loudest is the       
    one most likely to show up at the steam fitters' picnic.
*If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
*Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
*In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetency.
*A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
*Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
    People are always available for work in the past tense.
*While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't keep an eye on    
    can make an awful mess of your stove.
*A lack of leadership is no excuse for inaction.
*Weiler's Law:
    Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
*Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
*If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
*Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today you   
    can do it again tomorrow.
*Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.
*Remember, silly is a state of mind, stupid is a way of life.
*BE ALERT!!!!  (The world needs more lerts ...)
*Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
*Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
*Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.
*Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine:
    Ice Cream cures all ills.
*Familiarity breeds attempt.
*Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:
    No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one    
    billion Chinese couldn't care less.
*Murphy's Law is recursive.  Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
*No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
*Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
*There are no answers, only cross references.
*For perfect happiness, remember two things:
    (1) Be content with what you've got.
    (2) Be sure you've got plenty.
*Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
*Life is the whim of several billion cells to be you for awhile.
*It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
*Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume,    
    humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
*Take the high road, look for the good things, carry some cash and a weapon.

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birthdays Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013
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theresahelmer Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Professional Photographer
Thank you so much for adding me to your watch list, i am utterly flattered :heart: ~Theresa
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Hello!:iconhappybirthdaycakeplz:
Happy [early] birthday!
Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!
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Hello!:iconbummiesplz:
Happy early birthday!
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birthdays Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
:w00t: :dance: :cake: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :cake: :dance: :w00t:

It's September 20th which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.

All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you :hug:

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Cmac13 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2008   General Artist
An old fashioned rhyme for you on your special day

Monday's child is fair of face.
Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is loving and giving.
Thursday's child works hard for a living,
Friday's child fears no foe.
Saturday's child has far to go.
And Sunday’s child is bonny and wise in every way.
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More about the rhyme: [link]
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birthdays Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2008
:w00t: :dance: :cake: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :cake: :dance: :w00t:

It's September 20th which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.

All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you :hug:

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